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chinese penis torture 

the act of slapping a girl's forhead repeatedly with your erect penis.
example:
HER: i want a facial, and then some chinese penis torture
ME: sure! :)
chinese penis torture by cv3 July 24, 2006

broken penis torture method #4 

When a biological male is tortured by stripping him naked, handcuffing his arms and legs behind his back, forcing him into a headgear that holds his head back, and injecting viagra into his veins. When he becomes erect, the penis is fastened to his stomach and groin so that it is fixed exactly perpendicular to his stomach. His handcuffs are secured to a hook on the end of a rope that is attached to the ceiling so that he hangs perpendicular to the ceiling. The rope is cut and the man falls directly onto his penis, causing it to break and become absolutely mangled.
I can’t believe he cheated on me! I’m gonna call randy to kidnap that cunt and perform broken penis torture on him. I know method #4 is one of the more expensive options but it’s worth. I think broken penis torture method #4 will teach this cunt trashcan cheating jar of horsecum fucker a lesson!

Chinese Penis Torture 

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.
1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*

tortured eagle penis 

when something smells or looks so bad so bad its compared to an eagles penis that has been mutilated
thats more ugly than a tortured eagle penis
tortured eagle penis by 2497245156 February 20, 2011

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026