Pendejitis

Spanglish slang. Very serious condition that makes people act like they have lost all ability to reason.

Have you seen? My daughter got back with her cheating ex. Seems as though her pendejitis may be terminal now she says she wants to marry the guy.

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A dangerous and very common desease where the victim is very srupid or in Spanish a "pendejo"

That guy is so dumb he for sure has "pendejitis"

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testicular pendulitis

Referring to the situation of an old man wearing a speedo.

Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!

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Inflammation of the pandels. Pandels, of course being large, flabby man-boobs. Often characterized by a feeling of chunky oatmealness.

Bernice: My your pandels are feeling rather oatmealish today.

Eugene: I know, maybe I should see a doctor. I might have Pandelitis.

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Pendejito you think you're slick.

Pendejito by Lagigi227 November 12, 2009

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When someone says something stupid because they suffer from a drastic loss of brain cells

Ignore my son he has pendejities

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Next level laziness, brought on by sitting at home all day due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

I got a case of Pandemitis, I can’t get up from this couch.

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