pencil

an object often used to write with while some people use it for other means, commonly used by stalkers for anything they believe necessary, often noting the names of the people and dates

Jack:I can't wait til i see Jess and i've got a pencil in hand
"friend":Why, so you can write stuff with her?
Jack:No(looks coyly) i have other plans

by JEIASANTAI March 9, 2006

pencil

1. an asian person who acts black in anyway.
2. a writing utensel

1. Jin Da MC
2. sharpen the pencil please, teacher and write me a poem

by Ren July 5, 2004

pencil

something you write with and sometimes when you're bored you play with it it has an eraser on the top and when you're bored you SHOVE IT SOMEONES BUTT

he's using a pencil to write in his math test today

by savage543you March 7, 2017

Pencil

The object used to penetrate the anus

Yo Bill, I have a pencil up my ass

by Tittie Monster June 27, 2014

pencil

THIS BADASS MODAHFOKAH IS THE SHIT THAT CAN LAST ATLEAST 6 MINUTES BEFORE BEING SHAPENED AND CAN LAST AS LONG AS 3 MONTHS AND BE THE MOST ANNOYING FUCKER IN THE WORLD WORST THAN YOUR EX GIRLFRIEND

person 1: my pencil is da shit
person 2: get a fucking pen

by AssLicker8497 May 27, 2019

pencil

the most lovable person that you'll ever meet. So kind and caring always pointing you in the right direction. Being a pencil friend is always the way to put the world at peace. Take care of your pencil because it will be your friend forever.

OMG I want that pencil

by coconutjuices229 September 20, 2017

pencils

something girls shove in them to make babys

shove them pencils in me harder

by lebron jameees April 30, 2019