Refers to any Portugese athlete which partakes in the sport of diving in the Olympics. The Olympic judges are known to rate them higher than they actually perform.
by Kaneisabottler June 22, 2021
by Penandes May 29, 2021
by Penandes police March 14, 2021
A word to describe Bruno as a penalty merchant by salty rival fans, if you use this word, do you have a life?
by Convice from the gulag March 20, 2021
A diving cheat who plays for Penchester United football club. Bastard is a spitting image of that donkey from shrek. A diver who can dive even when he kicks his opponents. Bruno Penandes was crying after the europa legaue final because 1) his stanandards are of europa league level 2) he is a pen merchant and couldnt bear to see people takin 21 penalties while he took only 1.
Penandes has also won zero trophies. Penandes also has 80 % penalties in his career and he is shite without penalties. He can lick kdb and mo salah's balls. He aint nowhere near their level.
Penandes has also won zero trophies. Penandes also has 80 % penalties in his career and he is shite without penalties. He can lick kdb and mo salah's balls. He aint nowhere near their level.
by Zzinedine098765 May 29, 2021
A fraud from Sporting CP who loves to score penalties and create a false image that he is better than De Bruyne. In reality, he has the footballing ability of Ali Dia and is only good when the referee gives him a penalty after diving
by Jose Mourinho is finished March 26, 2021
Term used by salty rivals of Manchester United to attempt to belittle one of the best players in the league.
Rival fan:”Bruno penandes scored another penalty today and Man U fans still think he’s the best in the world 🤡 🤡 🤡 “
by JJT0504 March 8, 2021