short for penis, mainly used to describe ballers like chris douglas
chris your a peen
by glo November 18, 2002
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Short for Penis.
Greeting to fellow lad.
lad to lad only.
man 1 - "Alright Peen!"
man 2 - "Easy!"
by Dayturnal92 June 06, 2013
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1. n. slang. Male genetalia.
2. v. The word used to describe anything and everything a certain kid named Nathan may be doing at any given time.
hey susie! wanna see my peen?

oh my god nate! stop peening! nobody wants to see that.

by L_unit January 13, 2006
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The end result of preparing or cooking English peas inside their pods.
Mom: You guys like how I cooked those peas?
Dad: Are they peas or beans?
Justin: Beans, I think.
Dad: I thought those were peas.
Joe: That's what you'd call a peen.
by J. T. Holland September 27, 2006
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Noun, A person who exhibits such an amazing lack of common sense, you wonder how they even have the brainpower to run even the most basic autonomic functions. Small rodents and credenzas have an intelegence greater than the average peen. (Note: if you know what a credenza is, you, by default, are NOT a peen although it does not make you immune from exhibiting peenish behavior)
On the surface, it seems that many people on Earth today are peens but the title of peen is reserved for those special type of people that invoke an uncontrolable urge to yell or to hit people with sticks. In the United States, it is still illigal to kill, maim or otherwise harm peens although there are some that suggest that if being a peen was painful, people would avoid exhibiting peenish behavior.
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Peenish and/or Peen-like: used when someone isn't atually a peen but they are exhibiting behaviors that closely resemble that of peens.
See also Muggle
Driver X just tore past me at 85 mph, cut me off and then slowed down to 10 mph under the speed limit. Driver X is a peen.

The total for my fast food order is $5.98. I handed Cashier X $11.00. Casher X handed me back my $1 bill, because Cashier X did not graduate 4th grade math. Cashier X is a peen.
by Fyrewolf Seahawk November 15, 2006
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the worst insult for a fat cricketer with little talent.
That fatty from G'bro is a right peen
by Legend88888 December 08, 2010
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