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Government peanutbutter 

The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it
"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"

impromptu peanutbutter sandwich 

when your kindof hungry, and someone suprises you with a peanut butter sandwich.
i was walking by the kitchen and i was like, holy shit. impromptu peanutbutter sandwich

mr Peanutbutter 

A cool dog from bojack horseman
Whos that dog Mr Peanutbutter!!
Mr Peanutbutter and Bojack Horseman in the same room? What is this, a crossover episode?

peanutbutterankles

There is not definition for peanutbutterankles,
it's just simply a fun word to say
when you're not sober.
"Duuuuuude! Guess what?!"
"What?!"
"....Peanutbutterankles."
peanutbutterankles by [TyKuz] December 9, 2008

Peanus Butter 

Spelled similar to "peanut butter", peanus butter is when you take peanut butter and spread it on some bread with your penis. Peanus Butter can be used as a noun (peanus butter) and a verb (peanus buttering). A peanus butter sandwich is when you keep your penis on top of the bread after spreading peanut butter and then put another piece of bread on top to create a sandwich with your penis in the center. This form of "art" is erotic and can be a variation of eating a dick.
That peanus butter sandwich is so tasty. The hairy skin tastes so good.

Peanutbutter bubbles

When a person tosses someones salad and the one recieving farts and makes the others cheeks inflate loke thier blowing up a balloon
Alleycat gave terry peanutbutter bubbles last night.