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paradouche

The term used to describe a situation in which one is cock-blocked by two parties simultaneously.
William Turner wanted to get with Elizabeth Swan, but was paradouched by Captain Jack Sparrow and Commodore James Norrington.

My attempt to get with this extremely hot chick last night, was pardouched by two lesbian lovers.
paradouche by AndreKrazySwede November 5, 2010
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pandadouche 

A person whose emotional incompetency prohibits connection to furry creatures and/or cuddling furry creatures {eg. pandas}.
A friend syas to another: "Hey, the pandas are leaving; why isn't he crying?" "Oh, because he is a pandadouche, ie someone who doesnt cry when they have to leave the lil' nuggets."
pandadouche by pandadouche November 22, 2006

pandadouche 

pandadouche is hella pandadouche.
you're hella pandadouche.
that movie was freaking pandadouche
pandadouche by alanapandadouche October 7, 2007

Paradouche

A situation or location that is unpleasant, pretentious, or outwardly obnoxious to normal people due to the employees, patrons, or any other people or person associated with it.
This bar sucks. I feel like I've died and gone to paradouche.

I don't go to that gym anymore. It's lame. Everyone just stares at themselves in the mirror the whole time. It's paradouche and no one seems to notice but me.
Paradouche by Jookie7 September 1, 2011

Paradouch 

a group of people who get together and smoke all day and play timesplitters
I dont wanna join your crapy paradouch-
Paradouch by Jeff C April 3, 2004

Pentadouche 

A pentagon has more sides than a triangle or circle. In this way, a pentadouche is a greater degree of douche than just a normal douche.

It can also be amusing to one-up the pentadouche remark by dropping a larger prefix, like octadouche, or dodecadouche.
Mr. Verwey insisted we were all pentadouches, but I would argue we are douches of a lesser degree.
Pentadouche by MAXDOUCHE May 11, 2010