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A woman who gives sexual favors in exchange for spaghetti dinners.
I made a delicious lasagna for a pastatute.
by HarpoD January 23, 2010
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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A woman that sells herself for a plate of spaghetti.
After her fifth plate of pasta, I joked with the rest of dinner table that she was a pastatute!
by Qorn36 July 30, 2010
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a skinny slut, whose lanky body resembles some form of spaghetti.
"someone give that pastatute a sandwich"
by yourmotherhascrabs November 01, 2007
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Someone who sells themselves on the street for pasta.
Generally an Italian, or a rather large female. Will have sex with a male to be paid in pasta.
Joe: "How come that girl on the corner is showing you leg & licking her lips and asking for pasta?"

Rob: "Oh, that's just Angie, she's a real pastatute, she'll do ANYTHING for a plate of ziti".
by IloveEmilyMunn March 14, 2011
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when a woman gives sexual favors for any kind of pasta.
woman: " ill do something for ya for that plate of spagetti."

Man: " what are you a Pastatute or something?"
by lrn_strn94 January 16, 2011
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One who sells left over pasta in tupperware containers, on the side of the road or street corner.
I feel bad for Mary, she had to resort to being a pastatute, she cant even feed her kids pasta anymore, She just sells in on the street.
by Captain Barbosa June 04, 2012
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