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When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.

John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.

pasta penis by CyMatic December 17, 2011

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Penis Pasta

A pasta that started out as a joke, but was stolen and used for commercial gain. Often reffered to as "Weenis Wasta". Penis Pasta is mostly known as the delicious and creamy pasta that grows when cooked. Penis Pasta is now available in your local food market.

Pasta that grows when cooked, shrinks when frozen.

Penis Pasta by Lemon August 5, 2004

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Penis Pasta

when a woman’s period blood gets on a man’s penis that also has semen on it and is repetitively shoved up a woman’s vagina.

(Dan) “dude that penis pasta last night was amazing!”
(Thomas) “who’d you do it with?”
(Dan) “Kylie, her pussy was pulsating like hell”

Penis Pasta by gayfaggot101 June 11, 2018

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penis paste

Organic Fluid also known as "Semen"

I busted my penis paste all in her face!!

penis paste by nccountryboy August 11, 2010

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Penis Pasty

A delicious pastry product from Cornwall but stuffed full with human penises instead of meat.

He ate the penis pasty with great difficulty.

She ate the penis pasty with relative ease.

Penis Pasty by 10293848576 February 11, 2012

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Penis Paste

To put toothpaste on your penis then brush a females teeth with it

My mouth is now minty fresh after using Penis Paste

Penis Paste by Tristosterone June 25, 2010

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Pubic Penis Paste

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches

Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?

Pubic Penis Paste by Greasy Ball Guy February 24, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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