gas pass

If you have to pass gas, and you have to save it for later.
Person 1- UGH i have such wretched gas.
Person 2- Query, do you have your gas pass handy?
Person 1- NO, gonna have to just let it loose.
by Mattata May 8, 2006
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gas pass

When a person enters a group or into the vicinity of others, deliberately passes gas, and then departs as if nothing happened.
Oh my gosh! Do you smell that? I think Bill from accounting just gas passsed us before he left. We should invite him out for a power lunch and get him back.
by samdiego October 28, 2009
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Malecki Gas Pass

It's like when you're lying on your stomach naked and then your naked boyfriend sits on your butt and then farts in your butt.
eg. Jen was utterly disgusted when Ryan performed the Malecki Gas Pass after a romantic night...
by Abby Severt October 3, 2006
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Puppy Ass Gas Pass

The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.
Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!
by RichieP October 26, 2006
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Puppy Ass Gas Pass

The act of farting in your dog's mouth, then immediately sending it to lick your friend's face.
Timmy was sleeping, so I woke him up with a Puppy Ass Gas Pass!!
by RichieP October 25, 2006
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passing the gas

It is when you fart really loud in class, and in order to save yourself the embarrassment, you look at the conveniently placed special ed kid a few seats away from you as if he did it. In all it is a win-win situation, you get to defer the blame on that impressive poot, while your mentally and physically challenged peer a few seats down gets sympathy. You aren't a bad person? Right? Riiight..?
"Dude my mom still sent me to school while I was recovering from the stomach flu. I had to keep passing the gas to that kid who always sprints to lunch so nobody would think it was me."
by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021
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Pass and Gas

running down a hall in a hotel while knocking on every door and farting as you pass
guy 1: go! get in the elevator!
guy 2: ok! ok!
guy 1: phew... well I'd call that a successful Pass and Gas
by h÷1p February 13, 2023
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