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The idiot drivers that move steadily along, but suddenly increase speed when they wake up and realize you are passing them. If they succeed in blocking your opportunity to pass, they will immediately resume the former, annoying pace. If you pass them successfully, they will ride your bumper for a short time before returning to la-la land.
That's right you F%$&!@# passhole. Suddenly you're in a big F%$&!@# hurry!
by Paul Laibach May 01, 2004
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A driver who solicits road rage, either deliberately or from brainlessness, by remaining in the passing lane exactly adjacent to the vehicle in the lane beside them, thus preventing free flow of traffic.
Our trip had been so enjoyable, and making good time, until we ran into the passhole from Hell.

"Well, we should be there in a couple hours if we don't run into too many passholes along the way!"

road trip + passhole = road rage

"Well officer, as I saw it, could use the median to get around, or bring out my weapon of finite destruction to eliminate the passhole."
by square-not have-not May 19, 2011
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A driver that speeds up just as you are attempting to pass them forcing you to drive even faster or fall back into line behind them.
Did you see that jeep speed up just as I tried to pass him? I barely made it around that passhole before that car came past.
by safety1 November 03, 2009
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The term cast members of Disneyworld and Disneyland have coined for season pass holders; specifically pass holders that frequent the parks on a weekly basis and behave like they own the place.
"Did you see that?! That little girl was about to trade her pins with a cast member and that Passhole knocked her out of the way. I bet he ordered his pins on eBay and they aren't even stamped!"
by d33dee May 10, 2012
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An annual passholder at an amusement park that's been to the park so many times that he or she is an ass to the management, often because in many cases they know more about the park than the staff does.
"He keeps correcting the Jungle Cruise operator"
"What a passhole"
by JHanielB January 03, 2012
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A person who remains in the left (passing lane) on the freeway thus forcing all other traffic to pass them on the right.
Rush hour was slower than normal this morning due to one passhole on the freeway.
by billythekid362 April 16, 2009
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