pisser's block

When one fails to summon the powers to urinate and ends up standing there feeling stupid. Usually brought on when in public urinals with a lot of people around.

Mike - Oh sweet you're back, man you took your time in there.

James - I had to look convincing, I didn't end up pissing at all.

Mike - What? What happened?

James - I had pisser's block.

by faldok August 15, 2012

Pisser's paradox

The paradox of dog territory ownership during and after it rains. Rain washes away or spreads out the scent of piss, so it has to be replaced eventually, but as there is no longer any record of the pisser's claim, does it truly have the right to claim it again? This thought experiment was first proposed by Robert Hund in 1933 because he probably ran out of things to do in his tiny Hooverville cabin and had to start tracking the territory of neighborhood dogs during his waking hours. He's also proposed the swallowing tree paradox, the ripened banana and blue pen ink paradox, and to his wife, Melanie. She once gave her grandson $1 to "buy himself something nice" with, back when that meant something.

"Urban Dictionary prompted me to use my nonsense pisser's paradox in a sentence, clearly displaying the fact that it hasn't noticed that it's users have begun using it as a way to also learn phrases and concepts."

by TheGreatestLad March 1, 2024

shittin' the ponce's pisser

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

mr. silent killer gas passer

Probably the most funniest song out there made by Budweiser, and even though it's only like a minute long, it's still worth listening to

this song never gets old

by d'fo April 2, 2004

passers by

1. People who you have had some kind of interaction with that have come and gone from the scope of being regularly in touch with or in touch with at all.

2. Persons who have briefly impacted you in some way and are no longer around.

3. Persons who have impacted you in a good way but are no longer around because they have continued on a path that is separate from yours. The split is usually on good terms, but you probably won't see or hear from these people again.

Megan finds contentment while remembering all of the passers by in her life.

by ryan y February 23, 2005

passed on some bitch

Had a moment with some some bitch, maybe you came, and then you wondered what the connection was about?

I just passed on some bitch, and now I'm like whaaaaaa?

by Dede86 April 14, 2017

Passers Fee

When you load a blunt/joint/bowl/bong/any other form of smokage and hit it an extra time before sharing since its your smoke.

Person 1: Why do you always hit that an extra time?
Person 2: Passers Fee fool! I loaded it.

by ParisAscent May 10, 2016