Quite unflatteringly put, the party
van is a slightly tired 1993 plymouth voyager. However, thats not where the magic ends. This said
van is driven around the tri-state area by a crowd of rowdy teenagers to let others know that a party is, in fact, going to go down tonight, or soon thereafter. The party
van is differentiated by the other ten zillion voyagers in the road due to the lynard skynard, rush, rob
zombie, etc. blaring from it, and the constant commands of those inside to "ROCK THIS BITCH!!!", which refers to the passengers moving from side to side, causing the entire party
van to shake violently on its already weak suspension. When not in use to notify an impending party, the party
van sits in a dark garage, watching, waiting....keep an eye out for the party
van in your tri-state area...
Friend #1: OH SHIT NIGGA!!!! THAT WAS THE FUCKIN' PARTY
VAN THAT JUST BLEW BY DOIN 70 IN A RESIDENTIAL!!!
Friend #2: "fuck yeah dogg, i call no buysies on the
beer. i'm housin' the bud. god the sight of The Party
Van is nice on sore eyes..."