parlapiano 

When gay guys go into the woods.

Hey you guys don't parlapiano around here.

parlapiano by Aussiebackwoods November 3, 2020

Parlapiano 

When gay guys have sex in the woods.

Hey you guys don't parlapiano around here.

Parlapiano by Aussiebackwoods November 3, 2020

Parlapiano 

Straight Men Going into the Woods to do Straight Men Things

Heard those woods over there were pretty good to do Parlapiano in.

Parlapiano by NecrophiliacsAnonymous November 21, 2020

Paraphanoia 

Ditching your pot-smoking paraphernalia due to a fit of weed-induced paranoia, and then deeply regretting it later.

Not realizing the cops were coming to bust his loser neighbor, not him, he tossed his favorite handblown bong out the window in a fit of paraphanoia.

Paraphanoia by Dr. Bongs Potcast July 22, 2009