parlapiano 

When gay guys go into the woods.

Hey you guys don't parlapiano around here.

parlapiano by Aussiebackwoods November 3, 2020

Parlapiano 

Straight Men Going into the Woods to do Straight Men Things

Heard those woods over there were pretty good to do Parlapiano in.

Parlapiano by NecrophiliacsAnonymous November 21, 2020

Parlapiano 

When gay guys have sex in the woods.

Hey you guys don't parlapiano around here.

Parlapiano by Aussiebackwoods November 3, 2020

Paraphanoia 

Ditching your pot-smoking paraphernalia due to a fit of weed-induced paranoia, and then deeply regretting it later.

Not realizing the cops were coming to bust his loser neighbor, not him, he tossed his favorite handblown bong out the window in a fit of paraphanoia.

Paraphanoia by Dr. Bongs Potcast July 22, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022