Even the toilet paper a person uses to wipe their @r$3 with is worth more than this ugly, disgusting, talentless slut. :

Beware of this hoe, she'll give ya 10 different STI's and HIV's.
P1: "Man, I gotta go to the loo."

P2: "Hey, who would you rather bang? Britney Spears or Paris Hilton?"

P3: "Ha, I'd rather lick a dog $#!+."

by Pink Converses June 12, 2007
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A woman who is not worth the paper her birth certificate was printed on.
Even God hates Paris Hilton
by Guinevere134 February 18, 2010
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...Omg..what can you NOT say about this nasty bitch?
*Paris hilton's My NEW BFF on TV*
Guy : What the hell is that thing on TV?

Girl : That's Paris Hilton *rolls eyes*
by Frost1990 December 30, 2011
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Slutty dumb retarded bitch who has no brains what so ever!
(Person 1) "OMG Paris Hilton is my idol!, like seriously!"
(Person 2) "What in the hell are you on?"
by Blahhh5028 March 21, 2008
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Verb: A sexual act which involves the involuntary insertion of ones penis into the anus while pulling the others hair and punching them in the face, violently.
Dude, i was fucking this chick last night but she kept saying stupid shit, so i gave her the good ol PARIS HILTON, she lost three teeth and has a concussion.
by CFKfever February 5, 2011
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A big nosed talentless bitch that doesn't deserve what she has. She would be nowhere if she wasn't for her rich parents.
Paris Hilton would be nowhere without her parents.
by Mike5245684651 June 9, 2007
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(1) in physiology, to have an unusually small gluteus maximus
(2) hips unable to bear children
(3) jaundice
(4) anorexia
(5) a person who is only attractive to another person (sexually or no) for their ability to dress like a skank and their daddy's money (pimp or biological)
(6) no intellectual ability whatsoever
(7) ex girlfriend of and ex boy band member
(8) someone who features prominently on internet porn
(9) a person who does not worry about money ie. i person who buys excessive amounts of designer labels in order to be fashionable
(10) what is affectionately known of as a pub skank, white hair, orange skin and pointy features and who wears skirts that double as belts and stillettos that drill holes in concrete floors...
(11) fucking annoying
She had a pair of paris hiltons, her first baby had a squashed head, her second had a bad case of paris hilton, and her third developed paris hilton syndrome in her teens. luckily she was a paris hilton, but some found her very fucking paris hilton
by tiny dancer July 4, 2004
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