the act of holding your penis in a golf club motion, whilst peeing you slap your partner in the face multiple times until the act of pissing has stopped.
i drove a 400 yardpar 3 with the hottest chick last night
A very uglyperson possibly having bad acne scars that resemble divits in the grass of a golf course. Since an iron is primarily used on a par 3 tee the divits are worse than on longer holes
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).