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An online "secure" payment website that leeches off of all payments (especially on eBay), holds the payments for 21 days just to enjoy watching you rip your fucking brains out, and likes to fuck your profit in the ass. This company AND eBay must be taken down.
*Person sells an expensive item on eBay for $2000*

PayPal: Your $2000 is currently being held in a temporary balance.

*21 days later*

PayPal: We're sorry but this transaction is suspected of being fraudulent. Please wait another 21 days for us to investigate your account.

*21 days later*

PayPal: Investigation is complete. We're sorry but we must hold your payment of $2000 just a bit longer because we enjoy pissing you the fuck off. Please wait 6 months for us to further investigate this transaction. Thank you.

*6 months later*

PayPal: Ok fine, we just like toying with you, here's your $1800. That's right, we took $200 of it because we enjoy taking a chunk of your profit. Thank for using PayPal, bitch.
PayPal by iPLAYtheSTATION August 1, 2011

Papaplatte 

Papaplatte is a German Twitch Streamer with more than 900K Followers, most often he streams the categories "Just Chatting", "Among Us" & "Phasmophobia". Furthermore he has a aerator called "Domo" in the background of his stream, many of his viewers ironically say that "Domo" is a kind if mascot and the real star of Kevin Teller's (so his real name) streams.
He is also known to look like "Harry Potter" and the finnish singer "Aksel Kankaanrantra" and for intgrating many Anglicisms into his language, especially the word "bro".
"My favourite Streamer is Papaplatte"
"Because of Domo?"
"Sure, Bro."
Papaplatte by AbonniertKlengan October 9, 2020

ne ne papalypse 

Ne Ne papalypse, (sometimes Nee Nee papalypse) is the theory that when more material for the manga and anime of Axis Powers Hetalia the entire fandom and it's afformentioned dark lord shall overtake the earth in unholy matrimony and destruction
"If you are not ready for the ne ne papalypse, may doitsu have mercy on your soul. There is no god.
Child molesters, that like to rape your money. This company is owned by ebay, who are also greedy child molesting bastards.
Hello i am paypal, I am going to molest your children, Hello i am Ebay may i please molest your dead grandparents
Paypal by Theknoxy July 15, 2011

Pappadee 

Total Dude. King of everything mysterious!
Pappadee will own everything one day!
Pappadee by Skillet August 23, 2004
A very shady online payment company. The bastards at PayPal keep some of the money you receive from another PayPal member. They are no good fuckin' assholes!
PayPal is a bunch of crooks!
PayPal by Magenta February 6, 2004