Consumer technology products with lackluster or outdated design. More often than not these items are bulky and appear to have been conceived and manufactured by the Soviets.
Man 1: Dude, do you have a laptop, I have to show you the new Fiat commercial with Catrinel Menghia?
Man 2: It's in the other room.
Man 1: (Calling from other room) I don't see it. Where is it?
Man 2: Right there, on the desk!
Man 1: (Entering room carrying laptop with two hands) Dude, this thing is such a Patochka! I thought it was your Dad's old stereo receiver at first.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The IncredibleMachine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.