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paperless work 

Bureaucratic work of the new era that does not involve paper, as opposed to paperwork, popular before invention of the paperless office.

First used in Futurama in the episode about the movie Minority Report.
From Futurama:
“Ain’t you headin’ home, Phil?”

In a minute. I just wanna finish this paperless work.” – Fry

I've outsourced the data entry to oDesk, because it is such a tedious paperless work.
paperless work by bugpower December 15, 2011
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Paperless Woodsman 

Aka - Classy Woodsman

The act of utilizing one hand holding a bottle,can or other container to pour water down one's own butt crack while using the other hand to cleanse fecal debris from anus.
While camping this weekend , we ran out of toilet paper and had to pull a Paperless Woodsman to do business.
Paperless Woodsman by Cmjjax April 22, 2017

Paperless Debate 

CX debate, or policy debate that has transferred to laptops instead of tubfulls of paper. while it might be convenient, it totally undermines the originality and spirit of cx debate because as of now, most teams haven't totally gone paperless, which makes viewing evidence hard if you don't have a laptop and they can't flash evidence to you
I wish cx isn't transferring to paperless debate. Tubs all the way

Paperless-atization 

In competitive policy debate, paperless-atization means to take your old paper debate files and scan and format them such that they can be used in paperless debate.
Debate Coach: "So have you guys done all of your reformatting so that we can switch to paperless next year?"
Debaters: "Oh no, but we'll do all of our paperless-atization this week."

PAPERLESS PUSSY

A p*****y with no grip too it.It is referring too a lose piece of paper out of a note book.
Damn that hoe has a paperless pussy.
PAPERLESS PUSSY by Jaykindel March 6, 2022

pairless 

A gentleman or person who has no "balls, testicles, or juevos."
"Hey Eric, I can't believe you backed out of that 50 yard dash against a girl, you sure are pairless."
pairless by Lorberbaum February 22, 2008

Patekless 

When someone doesn't own a patek. A patek is a luxurious watch brand. It is used as an insult as "broke" etc.
Kenny: That dude sends people his Temu referral link.
Medazalli: On god, that's some patekless behavior.
Patekless by pagman69omegalulxd September 14, 2023