papa smurf

When a girl is giving head and you shove it down her throat so hard that she can't breathe, then you plaster your white cum on her blue face and viola!!!! Its Papa Smurf!!!!
I pulled the ol' papa smurf on your mom the other night, your dad was laughing his ass off.
by Polar Bear December 06, 2004
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Yo, whats cracking pap smurf.

ey papa smurf don't be hatin.

papa smurf always keeps hes pimp hand strong.
by Dum Dum knock you out February 16, 2009
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An Alcoholic beverage containing 1/2 Blue Jolt, 1/2 Kool-Aid, and what ever alcohol you prefer, works best with vodka.
"I can't remember anything from last night, I was drinking papa smurfs all night."
by Scoops! January 21, 2010
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When a daddy slaps his daughter in the face with his dick.
That sick fucker probably papa smurfs his daughter.
by Kriegh January 07, 2005
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the meth cook who receives pseudo from the smurfs, or people that are paid or exchanged with meth for pseudo from cvs
papa smurf is getting some pseudo from the smurfs
by ihateallzeblacks August 24, 2012
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A papa smurf is when you are getting head from a female and you stick your dick in a bucket of dark blue paint. Then you precede to cock slap the bitch with it right in her face time after time to get the full smurf effect. After this is done, the male will then bring out some pubes that were died white and cut recently. You will throw it on the girls face and apply the white beard to the female by using your own homemade glue, your cum. The Papa Smurf is very pleasurable and is reccomended for people everywhere. The Papa Smurf is great for those who enjoy a good Abraham Lincoln. Once you go blue, you know what to do. The Papa Smurf is a timeless classic.
A Papa Smurf is when you make the girls face blue and give her a homemade beard. Not reccomended for people over 65 because the experience may induce an instant heart attack due to the greatest sexual experience in their old lives.
by Papa Matt April 07, 2006
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A name for a member of the law enforcement.
"Yeah thats how these coppers work, they're all rotten jerks, pigs, uncle toms, and papa smurfs." No Days Off by Juelz Santana
by Damian Streets November 01, 2005
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