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panty mayonnaise 

thick,white, chunky substance found in the underwear of a sweaty woman. Foul in odor, not pleasing to the common male.
Damn! By the looks of her I bet she's got a nice supply of PANTY MAYONNAISE! We should take her to a construction site!

The Patty Mayonnaise 

Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"

Patty Mayonaise 

After giving a girl a cream-pie she stands above your head, then sitting down somewhat forcefully on your mouth she yells, "Patty Mayonaise!"
Friend:"Ha dude nice fat lip how did that happen?"
Me: "Well my girlfriend gave me a Patty Mayonaise last night. It was so worth it."
Patty Mayonaise by Dave All Cock September 22, 2009

patty mayonnaise 

When an Irish man has sexual intercourse with a woman until he is about to cum, and then stops. The female then clinches her vagina to make the mans penis explode.

No longer only for the Irish, but received it name as it was traditionally preformed by Irish woman who no longer wanted children from their husband.

patty- Irish
mayonnaise- Because that is all that is left afterwards.
My wife said she doesn't want any more children, I am afraid if i do not get a vasectomy she will give me a patty mayonnaise.

fatty patty mayonnaise 

a gurl wit a big nice shaped booty
shawty I was dancing with at the club last night had the fatty patty mayonnaise you know I took her home with me.

patty mayonnaise 

A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.
When Doug Funnie finally gets to go down on Patty Mayonnaise.