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Pants batter

The creamy coloured stain that is on the gusset of females underwear.The stain is the result of one or various expulsions from the orifice known by numerous names, here my favourite shall be used. The cunt can have anything from lady juice,cum and various other things leaking. The residue that dries on the gusset is pants batter.
My pants batter looks like the top of a rice pudding.
Pants batter by In A Rut February 17, 2024
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pants batter

The creamy coloured stain that is on the gusset of females underwear.The stain is the result of one or various expulsions from the orifice known by numerous names, here my favourite shall be used. The cunt can have anything from lady juice,cum and various other things leaking. The residue that dries on the gusset is pants batter.
My pants batter looks like the top of a rice pudding
pants batter by In A Rut February 17, 2024

pants batter

Another example of smeg. The,usually whiteish, residue in the crotch area of women's knickers. Can be glaringly obvious when dry with black knickers.
' my knickers are crusty with pants batter'
' I was so horny last night I can scrape my pants batter off and make porridge' yum
pants batter by In A Rut April 26, 2024

Panty Batter 

A ladies joyous excretions absorvbed in her knickeres.
Hey Sandra, why don't you have any knickers on
Reason is, Kevin, if I don't wear panties , they don't get crusty with dried up panty batter by the end of the night
Panty Batter by Scurlage March 9, 2025

Banter Pants 

The pants that must be worn securely around the waist that allows for excessive use of office and friendly banter to ensure no-one gets 'hurt'.
Yo, do you have you banter pants on? 'Cause I'm about to throw shit at ya.
Banter Pants by laking_everything January 21, 2020

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026