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my pants are on fire 

A simple phrase used to indicate that your pants are in a state of rapid rapid oxidization. YOu should use this phrase when your pants are combusting as you never know when you might have to tell a blind person. A blind person wouldn't under stand what
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!'

meant.
I souldn't have used that match after spilling gasoline. Now my pants are on fire...... and it BURNS!!!!!!!

my pants are on fire 

A statement used to point out the glaringly obvious when ones pants are, in fact, on fire.
my pants are on fire by K N3k0 April 8, 2004

my pants are on fire 

a very serious, often life threatening condition that occurs when a guy/girl is so horny they'll fuck anything in sight.
call the fire department! i haven't had sex for over a month, and my pants are on fire!
my pants are on fire by tokyo rose February 24, 2007