pants

a article of clothing to cover up yourself so you dont get arrested for being naked.

im going to put a pair of pants on.

by ieatpoopforbreakfast.com November 7, 2019

pants

sped kids

look at those pants over there. yucky 😡

by fish..dick July 3, 2022

Pants

Any piece of clothing worn on the legs; can stretch to the ankles or stop before the knee

Shorts can be considered pants too!

by Soccerisgreat November 17, 2019

pants

something that's big

Nathan: I have big pants.
Stephen: Hahahahahaha.

by TheRoamingSpider1 September 12, 2004

Pants

What god invented to assure us that yes, he truly hates us.

Guy:Dude, fuck pants.

God: No, FUCK YOU.

by Captain Dugong November 7, 2007

Pants

You need an explanation? IT'S THE THINGS YOU PUT IN YOUR FRIGGIN LEGS BRO

PANTS GO ON MA LEGS

by poopislifelol April 7, 2020

Pants

The name of an incredibly sexy individual with huge tits, really good at Englishing, and has such an amazing vagina that it pops through her pants

Wow look how hot Pants is

by Bhunglefeet May 8, 2023