palmer's mom 

a very sluty old wrinkly whore that gets by in life by fuking anything and everything that walks talks breathes or is living..or that is visible by the naked eye

got her palmer's mom off 100 times with one lick

palmer's mom by mark palmer March 15, 2004

Palmer’s Sarcoma 

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.

“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS”

Palmer’s Sarcoma by Nerdboy1982! December 11, 2019

Sue Palmer's Bush 

a gargantuan pussy.
often large enough to fit, easily, an obese American child (or thelve).
typically rimmed with coarse baboon hair and emits a distinct odour not too different from that of wet elephant shit.

renowned for its impressive ability to produce earth trembling queefs, a queef from Sue Palmer's Bush is rumored to be able to topple over small buildings.

it is ridiculously large.
also on display in the Botanical Gardens in Montreal, Canada.

- Bitch, yo mamma's so loose that its bigger than Sue Palmer's Bush!

- Hey what's that cave over there with all that dark shit all around it?
Dat ain't no cave, it's Sue Palmer's Bush!

Sue Palmer's Bush by Jeremy Palmer May 5, 2008

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

The palmer squares 

The best rapper/stoner duo since pikachu and ash. ... Acumental and Terminal knowledge shit on chitown with there profound bars.

Guy 1: Have you heard term and ac from the Palmer squares spit... ?!
Guy 2: Hell Yeah I just bought my knowledge over swag shirt!

The palmer squares by Lyricisystem June 17, 2012

Arnold Palmer Supreme 

When you out of lemonade and tea so you piss and squirt your diarrhea into the pitcher mix it up and add splenda.

Good ol Leonard: Yo, Pete can we have some Arnold Palmer??
Good ol Pete: Im out of lemonade and tea, but I can make some Arnold Palmer Supreme!

Arnold Palmer Supreme by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

Canon palmer skl

Canon palmer

Boys they chat the most bout the gyal dem , and half of them think they are bad , they also try fight gyal dem.
Canon palmer girls they start beefing for unnecessary reasons , some of them are soo clapped and there is that one girl that has dealt the same boy like 3 times.
The girls also like whining on boys in the corridors. Some gyal dem like giving head in the toilets to their secret admirer.

Have you heard some girl gave head in the toliets , she got excluded .
Oh my did you hear she is gonna fight someone .
This boy is trying to fight again!
Look at this wet guy!
Look at these sketty yr 10’s
Oh my i hate Canon Palmer skl!

Canon palmer skl by Anonymous100000056 October 16, 2019