Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls

Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house

by Bignast420 March 7, 2021

Indian paint

When you finger a girl on her period and the whip your fingers on her face to make a design, then stick you finger in her ass and whip it in her face to make a design, then jizz on her face

I put Indian paint on my girlfriend last night.

by Birdstheword_22 April 25, 2014

painting the staircase

Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.

Tristian was ever so busy last weekend painting the staircase with his dearly beloved.

by alexy344cfx November 7, 2020

Paint the canvas

To succeed in leaving fecal residue on the toilet bowl after a flush.

Be right back, I'm gonna go paint the canvas.

by kdwilco August 22, 2009

white paint

Internet slang used by drug dealers and users alike to denote cocaine use.

I have some white paint, if anyone is interested. Private message me, for details.

by Pelilasdir November 21, 2017

white paint

Painting is usually used to denote bodily fluid emitted onto another person during gay sex. Brown paint denotes when a penis has come out of the anal cavity with fecal matter all over it, so white paint denotes when the penis ejaculates all over the partner with semen, painting them "white."

I have some white paint for your face, if you want any of it.

by Pelilasdir November 21, 2017

dry painting

another word for dickriding

glazer: *name* is the goat and everyone else is mid
person: bro stop dry painting them

by stingraii September 24, 2023