Mexican Paint Job

An accidental sex move caused by pulling out too late, due to pleasure, where you ejaculate inside of the vagina and outside on her pubic area creating a "cream on the inside and the outside" paint job.

Man, I was having the best sex of my life and didn't calculate the correct time to pull out giving her the good ol' Mexican Paint Job. Now I'm worried of having a lil kid.

by JosePerez April 6, 2011

Alaskan paint job

When a stripper is giving you a lap dance, and leaves a skid mark on your leg.

Man, that stripper was so hot until after she finished her dance and I noticed I got an Alaskan paint job.

by freako and jon doe April 20, 2011

Icecream Paint Job

When your neighbors really like icecream, but are lactose intolerant.

Look at the icecream paint job! I wish i could just eat it!

by WellThat'sGreat March 5, 2018

Pussy Paint Job

A sexual act in which a female is riding ones face in a sitting position until dripping sweat & pouring cum, then keeps riding.

Last night I let Sandy give me a Pussy Paint Job & i almost drowned from my mouth full of so much cum & piss.

by Back Pack Jack April 28, 2020

Alaskan Paint Job

When a person receive a lap dance from a stripper, and she leaves a skid mark.

Yeah. Look at your leg. That bitch totally gave you an Alaskan Paint Job.

by Dr. DOODOO FINGER April 21, 2011

The one-walled paint job

The act of one plastering a fat nut across a bulletin board.

"Did you hear about Jake? The one-walled paint job in the front of class was made by him!"

by ld0301 March 27, 2021

ice cream paint job

Lyrics in a song that white people love, but have no idea what it means.

You will never see an ice cream paint job on a Prius.

by stupid phatty September 22, 2009