The most evil cosmetics company in the world. As a company they are backstabbing scum who treat their suppliers like dirt promising big orders but rarely delivering. And when you get an order their quality people reject everything based on archaic byzantine specifications thet they provide little training on. The supplier is expected to essentially become a branch of L'Oreal.
A very beautiful, sexy lady. Will make you smile just by looking at you. A real go getter, who knows what she wants and goes after it. Has the biggest heart and is very funny and will make you laugh all the time. 10/10 recommend getting you an Oreal
Did you see Oreal today? A bitch could never, she’s so perfect
An alternate universe in which the speaker truly is "worth it", despite being dumb, fat and ugly. Can be magically invoked by the purchase of overpriced cosmetics.
BillyJane: Ohhhhhh i'm just so cute, my new eyeshadow makes my butt soooo much smaller!!1!
BillyBob: Yeah, must be nice living in your l'oreality. Have fun.
A great artist and friend. She will always have your back no matter what. She will draw something funny and cheery to make you happy when you’re sad. She always fights for what she believes in. If there is a rule in a game broken she will most likely try to get justice for it. She will always be your friend even if you are separated.
I wish I had a friend who was funny and talented. I need a friend who’s a L’Oreal!