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basically just “ong” and “real” bashed together to prove just how much you can agree.
“the way it started smiling at me” -someone
“ONREAL” -you
onreal by probablyjustkota August 24, 2022
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Commonly mistaken as the word "unreal". Often used to describe a remarkable feat or a boneheaded play. Other words related to this that are often confused; onbelievable (unbelievable), ondo (undo), ontarp (untarp), onenthusiastic (unenthusiastic), onused (unused), onhittable (unhittable)
"We suck, this is the worst team i've ever seen, we can't make a single play in the field! this is onreal"
onreal by chapelleshow April 28, 2009
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Originally a mispronunciation of unreal, but has become a word in it's own right due to the vowel's ability to be emphasized.
" Did you see that chick? She was totally onreal!" (ONNNreal)
onreal by Spiketronic May 2, 2013
The most evil cosmetics company in the world. As a company they are backstabbing scum who treat their suppliers like dirt promising big orders but rarely delivering. And when you get an order their quality people reject everything based on archaic byzantine specifications thet they provide little training on. The supplier is expected to essentially become a branch of L'Oreal.
Don't buy any L'Oreal products.
L'Oreal by discordian June 10, 2006
A very beautiful, sexy lady. Will make you smile just by looking at you. A real go getter, who knows what she wants and goes after it. Has the biggest heart and is very funny and will make you laugh all the time. 10/10 recommend getting you an Oreal
Did you see Oreal today? A bitch could never, she’s so perfect
Oreal by Sandwichboi February 5, 2022

l'oreality 

An alternate universe in which the speaker truly is "worth it", despite being dumb, fat and ugly. Can be magically invoked by the purchase of overpriced cosmetics.
BillyJane: Ohhhhhh i'm just so cute, my new eyeshadow makes my butt soooo much smaller!!1!

BillyBob: Yeah, must be nice living in your l'oreality. Have fun.
l'oreality by too cool for my name September 26, 2008
Someone who is not perfect but they are Worth it
He's not perfect but he's L'Oreal
L'Oreal by Eliza Elvive March 30, 2020
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