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When you are born from your dads asshole you get ottosmo which makes you fat for eternal time and youe iq stays 40
Whats 3 + 3
I dont know i have ottosmo
Oh sorry
Ottosmo by Nixube October 30, 2018

ottoson middle school

The shittiest school you could ever go to. The teachers are assholes. The lunch room smells like my dogs throw up and all the kids are miserable. You get 3 hours of homework each night. And everyone is stressed.
“Oh that school.. ottoson middle school. I heard it made kids want to repeatedly smash their heads on tables”

“Yeah dude I’m so glad I don’t go there anymore it was the worst years of my life”

“Yeah man I’m no longer depressed”
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