Being so completely shacked that your eyes look like a freshly polished pair of red Christmas ornaments. Can be easily remedied with a heavy dose of Visine.
Parent: Where were you, ornament eyes? Torching some hippie lettuce?
You: I went uhh ... swimming.
by Lenwah August 17, 2011
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Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.
Mateo, did you give your girlfriend a jizz ornament last night?
by corey270 October 17, 2007
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A woman whose only merit in life is the ability to provide sex to her boyfriend.
Dude, Becky is such a cock ornament!
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A person who either cannot and/or refuses to take down their Christmas decor before Valentines day.
Despite persistent criticism from neighbors, ornamentally challenged Roger continued to illuminate his outdoor Christmas display until March 1.
by theglassman March 3, 2014
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Extremely fine/beautiful girls wearing mimimal thongs, bikinis or nude, who enjoy lounging in and around a private or public swimming pools. Primarily submissive and playful in nature and able to bring refreshments to others upon request.
I must say Steve that you have some exceptionally fine "pool ornaments" here today. (While holding up a 40 and winking at the owner of the pool).

Damn yo sure got some fine "pool ornaments" up in dis bitch! (Grinning and shaking head in disbelief).

by Rick Venus January 13, 2007
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Name for a broken down car or truck sitting in someones front yard.

These are usually found in small towns, and the car is usually an older American car. Camaros are one of the most common lawn ornaments found
"Hey Jeb, you ever gonna fix up that Camaro or do just keep it as a lawn ornament"
by Paul July 12, 2004
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a black man hanging from a tree with a rope in a noose around his neck
billy bob said with a tear in his eye, I know it aint christmas yet,but that thar tree ornament sure is pretty
by frankenpimp February 11, 2004
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