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(n) portmanteu of ornament and nipples

festive ornaments usually worn by men during the holidays around, on, or over the nipples. examples of usage include candy canes that appear to be hung from erect male nipples, or holiday ornaments taped on to create a festive and jolly mood.
Wow, I can't believe how big and shiny Art and Brian's ornamenipples are this year. I think I'll step it up next year.
by Howeveryournamego December 17, 2020
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(noun) portmanteau of ornaments and nipples.

Festive nipple decorations worn by the most burliest of men for the holidays. The glitterier and sparkliest the better.
Wow Brian and Art’s ornamenipples are the biggest and the shiniest this year.
by Howeveryournamego December 17, 2020
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