orificing 

When a person farts out of every hole, or orifice, at the same time.

I’m orificing. *farts and sneezes at the same time*

orificing by Hungrytoothbadger May 19, 2018

officing

performing job duties in another location, working somewhere other than primary office location.

Mary was officing out of the Corporate location on Thursday.

officing by msghostwriter August 5, 2012

Orfacing 

When you've taken a shit so large, cause you may or may not be slightly constipated, you can't think about anything else. You may walk a bit funny.

Michael just came out of the bathroom, by the look on his face he was orfacing.

Orfacing by The Snarky Wife June 1, 2016

orificial 

(adjective) that which demonstrates a preoccupation with orifices of the human body (esp the lower half). this preoccupation is expressed through behaviour and/or language and is usually characterised by persistent commentary about bodily functions,byproducts and secretions.

1.listening to you tell your orificial jokes while i'm having my lunch is making me lose my appetite

2.i broke up with him because his sense of humour was too orificial for me.

3. omg, that's totally orificial

orificial by Mr Noo May 8, 2009

officing around

the act of goofing off in your work setting, typically an office to many people.

dooood, stop officing around you're going to get fired!

boss: better not let me catch you guys officing around before the deadline!

officing around by anotherdood? August 19, 2009

Orificionado 

A man who is particularly or unusually interested in the reproductive equipment of women. Usual used to refer to a man of refined taste who is well educated on the subject.

As you can tell from my exquisite and varied collection of works on the subject, I fancy myself quite the orificionado.

Orificionado by sir william wadsworth November 6, 2011

Orificial Intelligence 

The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it as scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.

Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."

Orificial Intelligence by Monkey's Dad November 22, 2021