Execuspeak for tailoring business processes or product utilization to meet the needs or demands of a client or own internal organization. Specialists investigate need to build a solution specific to meeting that need. This solution may be monetized or eventually absorbed into the globally-available product or process.
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by JRueStitch January 25, 2021
To take something or to liven yourself up so you become optimized.
improve enhance your self confidence.
improve enhance your self confidence.
"Lets get optimized".
"Hey Gary I'm feeling optimized after that Redbull now lets go and hit that dance floor".
"Hey Gary I'm feeling optimized after that Redbull now lets go and hit that dance floor".
by John Gower October 20, 2006
"Crotch Theory Optimal" or "CTO" represents a modification of the poker term "Game Theory Optimal". It is a phrase that was first coined in the aftermath of the Stones Casino Cheating Scandal. When the scandal went viral in early October of 2019, hundreds of hours of poker cash game footage came under scrutiny by many amateur and professional poker sleuths. As a whole, the community came to the conclusion that Mike Postle, with the help of Justin Kuraitis and possibly others, was cheating while playing on the Stones Live Poker Stream. One of the alleged methods of cheating involved Mike Postle placing his phone between his legs, and viewing information about his opponents' hands real time. There is much video footage which shows him looking down at his crotch while playing poker hands. Once he had information about his opponents' hands, he then often made many non-standard, and highly profitable plays. Mike Postle demonstrated that all you have to do to play optimal poker is look down at your crotch. Thus the term was born: "Crotch Theory Optimal" Joe Ingram is generally credited for first using the term on one of his YouTube Videos.
I tried to bluff the river with 8 high but my opponent made a sick bluff check-raise with 9 high. That's when I had to dig deep, look down at the phone which was hidden snugly between my legs, and bust out a vicious Crotch Theory Optimal response.... Reraise allin.
Poker is so easy when you can play CTO.
Poker is so easy when you can play CTO.
by FroggyBumBum. October 11, 2019
A scam popularized by a dumb fuck who infects Windows platforms with viruses and streamed it as a prank call.
Have you heard of PC optimizer pro?
by Not Merriam-Webster April 21, 2018
An area of heights at which someone is easiest to perform a crotch shot on. This area is between the heights of 5'8 and 6'2, anyone shorter than this has a crotch too low to get an easy shot on and vice versa. People within this range have to live in constant fear of their testicles being kicked into oblivion.
If you want to kick someone in the balls first make sure they are within the optimal nutcracking height in order to calculate where you should strike
by ShuttlePaintRed August 27, 2021
1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.
2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.
2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.
We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.
by Brad April 12, 2005
by static5 August 30, 2011