ophs! 

Onomatopoeic sound made by your best friend after finding him with your wife

you: MOTHERFUCKER!
your best friend: Ophs!

ophs! by Morsi April 23, 2005

OPHS 

Old People Hatred Syndrome

OPHSER: "God dude your grandma wont shut the fuck up.
I just hate the way she does everything."
Grandson: "Dude it's my grandma, relax!"

OPHS by JDong April 4, 2009