When your ex-husband and his tight-bodied bitch of a new girlfriend tie you down to a chair and force-feed you Totino's Pizza Rolls until you throw up.
by Cherojack January 7, 2017

An old German joke where you wanted to invade your Russian girlfriend's ass on a winter night but she manages to throw you out of the room
by Covidnazi August 15, 2020

Don’t mess with my girl or I’m gonna beat the sonic coins out of you and I’mma launch operation Barbarossa on your property
by SSSophieRain September 22, 2025
