by saddlesniffer September 26, 2014
My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home.
by Absintheminded April 9, 2004
by dannyboffin October 30, 2007
Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.
Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!
Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!
by Djbrad2100 June 28, 2017
Refering to the action of the anal spincter at the conclusion of a succesfull bowel movement.
This term is seldom used after excessive consumption of lager and vindaloo curry.
This term is seldom used after excessive consumption of lager and vindaloo curry.
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020
Hey, I'm sorry but I can't chill with you guys at the tweaker pad anymore...I'm trying to stay off-one for good.
by Fairyduster86 January 19, 2017