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one ups

A derivitive of the term "big ups"
(noun) origin - Jamaican 1980s. singular and plural.
1. An expression of support or encouragement.
2. An expression of remembrance.
"Donald gave Mike one ups on a good play"
by Bilbo Bigguns March 17, 2010
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One finger ups

everyone shoulda know that you're hotter than volcano and inferno as its fine. slay miss maam.
"putting one finger ups bcs im a hot girlfriend and I'm fully aware bout that"
by null.nn August 25, 2022
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rapid one arm pull ups

i am going to my room to do some rapid one are pull ups
by tassmasterzero February 27, 2003
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Oneupsman

n. - One who thrives on besting anyone else's joy or shame, with anecdotal evidence (stories) of how their own experiences/possessions are better in any and all ways.

The oneupsman cannot be reasoned with, only trapped in a state up "oneupsmania."
Guy 1: Man, today was so cool, I saw a rainbow.

Guy 2: Yeah, that's nice. I saw a double rainbow.

Caution: Do not attempt to one-up the oneupsman, or a parastoltic chain reaction of oneupsmanship can occur.

Guy 1: Oh really, because I saw it on a beach this morning when I found a clam with a pearl inside.

Guy 2: Oh man, that's so cool, because I was out there yesterday, and found enough pearls to make a necklace, while not ending my sentences in prepositions.

At this point, the oneupsman will descend into "oneupsmania" if provoked any further. The only way to win is to walk away, or attempt to trap them in a logical fallacy.

Guy 1: So, why did you leave any pearls out there? It seems odd that you missed one.

Guy 2: Well, there were so many, I didn't want to take them all, that would be selfish.

Guy 1: True, true. I think the longest string of pearls i've ever seen was about a foot long.

Guy 2: I've seen one two feet long.

Guy 1: Great, so why didn't you want to make one even longer?

Guy 2: ......<Head A'splode>
by Wilson W March 16, 2011
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Oneupsmanship

noun. The act or quality of being better, i.e. to "one-up" another. Someone with highly honed oneupsmanship is able to easily, elegantly and constantly one-up those around him or her. Frequently viewed with hostility and suspicion by those with poor onesupsmanship. Can lead to arrogance and condescension if overused.
Person A: I just bought a new car! It has a V8, it's so fast!
Person B (exhibiting fine oneupsmanship): I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was just polishing my Enzo Ferrari and I didn't hear you.
by we@y April 6, 2009
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oneupsetmanship

A specific variant of oneupmanship whereby two people compete over who upset whom the most. This process can spiral out of control when successive descriptions of why one party is upset causes the other party ever greater upset, thus passing the upset back and forth until upsetmageddon is achieved.
Jack and Jill started an argument which rapidly turned into oneupsetmanship
by Nigeywigey June 15, 2018
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