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Table One 

When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.
I feel so old, Im sitting at table one!
Table One by Jreality7 March 17, 2012

Table One 

a group, preferably one that comprises a luch table, that one a select few can ever enter.

Anyone not at table one for luch is a chode boy fresh
Table One by CBFTREVVYTREV April 19, 2009

table for one 

Person 1: Hey man, are you going over to your girlfriends tonight for some action?
Person 2: Nah, I'm just gonna take a table for one.
table for one by Tu Mother May 24, 2009

one with the table 

take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving
evie and grace were ONE WITH THE TABLE when the crt turned her back

to put one's card on the table

To be honest about your feelings and intentions
I thought it was time to put one's card on the table.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026