On the Deck

You've fallen to the deck because something is so funny.

Hysterical laughter and/or reaction to a massive shock

(Similar to "PMSL" or "ROFL")

Hahahahah i am ON THE DECK!!!

"Omg what are you wearing!! I'm on the deck!"

by onthedeck1032 December 19, 2018

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

This is a situation when someone tries to futilly reform the way things are done in a failing system.

The consolidation of domestic agency intelligence under the banner of "Homeland Security" is nothing more than Rearranging the Deck Chairs on the Titanic.

by R. Kemp December 13, 2004

Drop on the deck and flop like a fish

To fall onto the ground and flail about as a reaction to seeing something disgusting or unsettling.

If you google trypophobia, you will definitely drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

by ilovespace April 20, 2014

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

A joke Stephen Colbert made on the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Some people say changing the cabinet around is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That's not true; this administration isn't sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

by presleyg July 28, 2006

shrek on the deck

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!

You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!

by History is Lit Fam November 27, 2017

bbq on the deck

I conspicuous way for someone to say this: when one uses ones penis to have sexual intercourse on another's boobs.

Would you like to come over and BBq on the deck?

by legit2014 September 15, 2016

Wrecked On The Deck

To get shittered/drunk while sitting on a deck or a wood platform.

Lets get wrecked on the deck this weekend
Are we going to Centennial Park to get wrecked on the deck this weekend?
Im Wrecked on the deck

by gord downie2 December 17, 2008