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on the bag

the male version of "on the rag" used to describe a dude who is in a foul, pissy or otherwise bitchy mood for no apparent reason.
Dude #1 - What's up with John? He's acting like such a frickin tool for no good reason.

Dude # 2 - I don't know what his deal is!

Dude # 1 - He must be "on the bag" the little fag!
on the bag by rinker November 5, 2009

on the bag

When you are standing around doing nothing. When you are standing around sleeping. AFK. Or when a friend is really high and not present mentally anymore.
Joe is on the bag again.
on the bag by Baby Coby August 29, 2021

On the bag

Somebody who's high on meth ,on the bag, and you call them safe as if they're sliding into home plate. When they are on the bag it's important that you call them safe, then run for your life.
That toothless tweaker with the mullet is going through my trash again, I called him safe. He bit me on the neck. Luckily I wasn't hurt since he's toothless. He was obviously on the bag.
On the bag by 22cmen October 15, 2026

On the bag

When you see a tweaker or a drug addict who is obviously on meth or something else. When that happens you have to walk out right in front of them and call them safe as if they were sliding into home plate. Then you should probably run for your life.
That toothless tweaker with the mullet was going through my trash again. He was on the bag! I ran out there and called him safe and he bit me
On the bag by 22cmen October 15, 2026

Getting on the bag 

Snorting cocaine that comes in a plastic bag. (Australia)
“Yo Damo, we getting on the bag tonight?”
“Yeah bro, let’s ride the rails!”
Getting on the bag by Janikens June 14, 2018

Mud on the bag

When you are fucking someones butthole and shit spews out onto your nutsack.
I was with this girl last night, and she totally got mud on the bag.
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
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