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On the grass 

Something that is below shit
TJ: Hey 2k, How’s my haircut?

2K: Bro it’s on the grass
On the grass by Swervooo June 1, 2018

The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence 

Refers to the way we tend to look at other people’s lives and other things that we don't have in general through rose colored glasses.

Comes from the idea of looking at a neighbours lawn and seeing it as better looking, healthier and overall greener then your own when in reality you’re just ignoring anything negative about it and downplaying everything positive about your own.
Friend#1: You’re so lucky, you went to a great college, have money and you’re so smart and will probably accomplish more by the time you’re 30 then I will in my entire life.

Friend#2: Are you serious? I’ve always envied you. People expect so much out of me. I’ve never been able to have a life because of studying and other schoolwork. If I get less then an A, people freak out like I got an F. I may accomplish that much, but with all the pressure on me I’ll probably be insane by the time I’m 35. In so many ways, I wish I could just be a regular guy with normal expectations and a normal life.

Friend#1: Wow, I honestly never looked at it that way. I guess it's true that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

parking on the grass 

When you're so stoned, you forget to pass the bong.
Hey dude, you've been holding that for 10 minutes - quit parking on the grass!!!
parking on the grass by Bomni February 10, 2005

park on the grass 

Yo bitch,quit parkin' on the grass.Damn.
park on the grass by sky May 8, 2003

sit ya ass on the grass 

to have partied to hard to the point where you are to sick to continue the party. To sit your ass on the grass refers to having bit off more than you can handle while partying, and being unable to party anymore.
Ex. 1 - Man I had to sit ya ass on the grass the other night you went to hard on the alcohol.

Ex. 2 - I sat your homeboy on the grass the other night, he thought he was tough enough to hang with the big dogs.

Parking on the Grass 

(verb) (from Latin decent) One who bakes their brains out and forgets to pass the pot.
Ex: "Hey you! Stop Parking on the grass WE WANNA GET HIGH!"