on the blink

Used to describe something that is broken or malfunctioning, usually in reference to electronics.

Sweet! My wife's vibrator is on the blink again! Guess who's back in the saddle, baby? WOOHOO!!

by GargamelPrime June 19, 2009

born on the wrong side of the blanket

Born to parents out of wedlock

William felt the townsfolk looked down on him because he was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

by Deapri July 7, 2014

born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.

She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Sleep On The Side Is Therapy & Blinking Is Psychiatry

Sleep On The Side Is Therapy & Blinking Is Psychiatry

Sleep On The Side Is Therapy & Blinking Is Psychiatry

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Sleep On The Side Are Therapy & Blinking Are Psychiatry

Sleep On The Side Are Therapy & Blinking Are Psychiatry

Sleep On The Side Are Therapy & Blinking Are Psychiatry

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Sleep On The Side Is Therapy And Blinking Is Psychiatry

Sleep On The Side Is Therapy And Blinking Is Psychiatry

Sleep On The Side Is Therapy And Blinking Is Psychiatry

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025