On My Shit 

When someone is watching your every move and judging negatively possibly making comments on every small detail. Often unnecessary criticism. Or when someone is watching you closely like they are waiting for you to make a mistake.

I was at work today and my boss was watching me noticing every little thing. Like I left my project a mess for five minutes because i had to use the bathroom and he just had comment on my uncleanliness then when we got really busy i forgot to put boxes away and he was right there to remind me then i swear he was stalking me on my break to make sure i didn't take one minute extra. He was on my shit today!

My mother in law was over today and every time she talked to me it was a comment about my silly piercings, stupid tattoos, or crazy hair. She was on my shit!

On My Shit by CatDaQueen January 16, 2016

on my shit 

Meaning that you're you. No mistakes and you are on guard. You take care of yourself.

Hey man, you okay? Yeah man, I'm on my shit.

on my shit by GottaBeReal💯 November 2, 2015

on my shit 

You're on top of your own shit

You sit on top of your own shit "On my shit"

on my shit by GUNTER9K January 17, 2016

Pissing on my shit 

When you try to start a conversation with a girl and she makes it awkward or stops it. Kind of like a cockblock but in conversation form.

"Hey, what 's your favorite food?"
"Oh, I don't know"
"Stop Pissing on my shit!"

"Oh I got that guy's digits!"
"ohk??"
"Why do you always have to piss on my shit?"

Pissing on my shit by hintfo June 9, 2012

shit on my shit 

when somebody shits on your shit

bro damien will shit on my shit

shit on my shit by shitza January 7, 2020

Getting on my shit

Something or someone really annoying you.

"You're really getting on my shit!"

Getting on my shit by Ohandy August 31, 2014

Farty poops on my shit butt 

When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.

Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt

Farty poops on my shit butt by Sargonasa November 25, 2021