On Mayo 

If one says “On Mayo” it means that individual has told a fib or a lie.

“I hit these insane darts shots”, “Oh boy he’s “On Mayo”

On Mayo by PatoEr February 5, 2025

Mayo on the Pizza 

The action of ejaculating on your partners crotch while screaming "Ticklay Ticklay Ticklay". The V shape of the crotch represents the pizza covered in mayo.

When I pull out I like to put the Mayo on the Pizza

Mayo on the Pizza by Ticklay October 20, 2020

Mayo on that Vert’ 

Slang term for the act of ejaculating on a women’s back

Spencer last night screamed, “mayo on that vert’!” before finishing all over her.
Braeden will not stop talking about how he mayo’d on that vert’ last night!
Mr. Brown was horrified to find mayo on his wife’s vert’ when he got home.

Mayo on that Vert’ by JoeShmoe13 July 3, 2024

to travel on mayonaise 

1. to say something that is out of context.
2. When somebody is out of control because any kind of drug.

1. "This guy tripped on mayonaise, we are talking about astronomy and his unhappy comments around sports didn't help us."
2. "This guy had a lof of drug (alcohol, marihuana, and so on), that can not stop to travel on mayonaise."
Or just "Travelling on Mayonaise"

to travel on mayonaise by Sergio Cristofoletti August 19, 2006

putting the lid on the mayonnaise 

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.

“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”

putting the lid on the mayonnaise by no original thoughts April 29, 2022

Mayonnaise On An Escalator 

Mayonnaise On An Escalator! Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??

Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mayonnaise On An Escalator by Orba April 12, 2021

Mayonese on escalator 

MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR!!!!!!!!!!!
A common mayonese in it's natural territory

that wil suky suky you're mum twat

MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR BYE BYE TO THE SKY

Mayonese on escalator by anonymous June 9, 2021