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Having your 'ish together.
Mom: Did you do your homework? Your chores? Did you call your grandma?
Kid: I got it all on tap.
on tap by halfazn September 30, 2007
havin something on tap is having it in an abundance.
this is what you would say to a DUFF-"wow! she is ugly on tap"

"im awesome on tap"
On Tap by Matthew Pert January 24, 2009

vag on tap 

A steady supply of sex from a female. This could be from one female, like from a steady girlfriend. Or it could be from many girls, like if you happen to be a good looking celebrity who gets lots of different chicks.
My girlfriend is a crazy, controlling succubus. But hey, my dignity is a small price to pay for having vag on tap.
vag on tap by Blue_Berry_Jerry April 12, 2011

sex on tap

Being able to have sex whenever you want.
'my ex dumped me because I wanted sex all the time, i would have thought boys would have liked sex on tap.'
sex on tap by xLaurax August 15, 2008

Keep it on tap

Keep up the good work. Keep doing what you are doing.
"Keep it on tap, Dubs." "You know it, Lyle."
Keep it on tap by NihLyle November 11, 2009

pus on tap 

A place where there is plenty of vagina or hot girls, so much so that it is said to be 'on tap' like draught beer. It is readily available.
Sweet man, it looks like pus on tap!
pus on tap by timmyclass April 6, 2011