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I don't like melanin tinted individuals and I want the world to know
On Hood by Gooberbooger27 August 8, 2024
I don't like the basketball people and you shouldn't either merica
On Hood by Gooberbooger27 August 8, 2024

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle 

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.
Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

Hop on da hood 

It means that you are asking the person you have told that you want to give them oral sex without consent.
Hey Bro, wanna hop on da hood?

Damn, wanna hop da hood?
Hop on da hood by dgc0312 May 7, 2022

Banana on the Hood 

When a white male titty fucks a large black women.
While John was on business in Atlanta he stopped by a gentlemen's club and paid $80 dollars for a banana on the hood.

Hood on the Chicken 

A colloquialism used to refer to the act of donning a condom. Loosely interpreted, the "chicken" is a gender approximation of a "rooster" aka a "cock". The "hood" is a covering, of which a latex condom may be inferred.

It is appropriately used whilst among mixed company so as to not call attention to the speaker nor offend those prudish or too young.
Doug: "Good night Grandma, it was great to see you at the family reunion with my nieces. I'm leaving, going over to my girlfriend's house."
Stan: "Remember to put the hood on the chicken, cousin!"
Hood on the Chicken by Pale Rider August 26, 2020