Max: Did Ed get his Virginia driver’s license yet?
Josh: His brother said he did, but I doubt it.
by S0m3whatS1mpl3 August 26, 2021
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When you rub your partners face in the wet spot, spank them, and call them bad.
I gave her a linen driver last night, and now she won’t talk to me.
by Crotch Ronson September 21, 2018
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Any driver on the road who is first at either a stop sign or a traffic signal, and when given the right of way, just sits and waits for either the road to be clear of all traffic before making the turn, or until another driver behind him "invites" him to make the turn by sounding the horn.
Cars are piling up behind that fucking uninvited driver!!
by DecemberTwentynine September 24, 2017
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Someone who is not so drunk that they can call an Uber or Lift driver or taxi driver, and who has the means of paying for the driver.
Anne will be the designated drunk driver since she has an Uber of Lift app on her I phone and never is so drunk or poor that she can't call and pay for one. Also Anne would never leave any of us behind, or anyone drunk with the keys to a car.
by mlhiss April 19, 2020
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God dam this nig is so Down syndrome that it makes a autistic person look normal he’s such a waste of sperm and sound like when he was born his voice box got involved with a boxing Mach and the Ukrainian war
Random person: hey willem
Guy 1: your a Damon driver
by Janeohenepshshe July 31, 2022
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When your shin / calf are cramping on the leg you use to push the driving pedal in your motor vehicle.
Will you please drive today? my leg hurts because I have drivers leg.
by Jacqueline Woish December 7, 2022
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