curb cricket

A female resembling a crack whore who hangs out along the street side, usually in seedy to middle and upper class neighborhoods, begging for attention, more than likely through munchausin syndrome, also molestation and/ or being born in Orange County and surrounding areas in California. She is willing to do anything to further her social standings including sexual favors, lieing, snitching, stealing etc.

Person 1~ " So what happened with you and your ex?"
Me~" She turned out to be a curb cricket just like the rest of them!"

by The Few June 6, 2014

Curb smart

When a person has some street smarts but not enough to get by.

"I'm not exactly sure how much a 8 ball is bc I'm curb smart.

by Rainbow Cumdrops October 12, 2017

Curbed

To be rejected by a crush in favor of someone else.

"John got curbed by Sarah, everyone knows she's got the hots for Jacob.

by Yet Another Lonely Man December 16, 2019

sidewalk curb

The mother of homeless.

I just walked by the sidewalk curb
Did they ask you for money?

by Saggytits38 December 8, 2018

Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.

Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023

Curb water

Bodies of water that occur at street curbs that need to be navigated after snow or rain.

The curb water was so wide and deep in front of Penn Station after Snowmageddon, you needed Navy Seal training to cross over it.

by puttycake January 26, 2016

He curb stomped you

A roleplay action used by edgy speedtypers, and retarded CRPers from any roleplaying game in ROBLOX.

John D.: He walked here.
Speedtyper: He rushed over
Speedtyper: He tackled you to the ground
Speedtyper: He curb stomped you 100000000000 times
Speedtyper: react react react 54vck you voided)
John D.: (......)

by NjetMolotoff March 2, 2021